You just know the sky waiters on Lord Force One are gonna be buff as shit and DTF. If you can look past all the religious stuff.
And you know you ain’t LORDING unless you first class on that bitch. FIRST CLASS!
When you’re wondering whether or not you should watch tonight’s all-new Workaholics, "Real Time", at 10:30/9:30 CT, on Comedy Central, just remember what Adam did to that phone book.
Do you want to be the phone book? Or the hands that rip it?
In this clip from "The Lord’s Force", the guys show how well they handle celebrity encounters.
I thought I met Steven Weber in a Zankou Chicken once, turns out it was just some other guy. Handled it well, regardless.
Treat your Monday like a phonebook.
Even if you can’t rip it… there’s plenty of ways to express your "I’m gonna rip this phonebook!" attitude.
ATTACK THE WEEKEND AS BABY BEAR HAS SHOWN YOU!
THIS COULD BE A LANDMARK WEEKEND IN 5 GIRLS’ LIVES!!!
Workaholics in no way endorses or induces the use of cigarettes. If that use is for buying and throwing out, you’re still giving proceeds to Big Tobacco, and they’re not “Moderate Tobacco” for a reason. Consider us neutral in all things Big Tobacco. We’ve seen what they can do. Have you seen “The Insider”? It got real, REAL fast, in that flick. Did you know that was Russell Crowe? I know, he looks totally different. Pacino really brings it, too. Man, that guy can GO when he wants to.
Is “The Insider” on Instant? I’ll check.