I think you can only Poop Dollar, mass dick pic text circulate, and serve out the ipecac cocktails so much before the E-Vite list dries up.

Just look at the house parties by “To Kill A Chupacabraj”; the lady folk had all but boycotted the Bash Bros Bashes.  

In a coming episode, you’re going to see a very different type of house party.  Either how far the guys have fallen… or how they’ve turned it all around.  

Depends on what you’re into.

comedycentral:

It’s a classic boys meet hovercraft, hovercraft explodes story. Click the gif to watch the full Workaholics episode “El Chupacaraj.”

New episodes return next month!

The mothership means “To Kill a Chupacabraj”, but we’ll give ‘em a pass on this one since they allow us to exist and everything.  

Plus Kyle Kinane, AKA Sewer Dwayne, is the voice of their network and that guy rules.   

OR WE GONNA LAWYER DOWN~!

Don’t turn your Half Christmas into a mess; enjoy responsibly.

And Ass Salad pairs well with…

huh…

thinking…

…nothing.  Nothing goes with Ass Salad.

Chupacabraj sighting.  

I covered my hands in sanitizer after taking this picture, let it be known.

Lyring: The art of creatively re-imagining events so they positively influence a court case, interrogation, or parent’s sweat-out in your favor.

While sometimes painted with litigious words like “Perjury” and “Illegal”, Lyring tips the scales of justice in the direction of the good guys so the Franklin & Bash’s of the world may live to Franklin another Bash.  

To properly practice the practice like on The Practice, one doesn’t simply say a red car was white; one talks about how the car was driven by roided-up juice heads who came with baseball bats and kept menacingly pointing at the storefront window while blaring Bon Jovi, and they clearly were responsible for the damage, not your errantly thrown baseball.

Rumor has it that scratched into the stall door of every city courthouse is this simple rhyme— When in court, truth stay away, and live for lyring another day.  God bless our court system and all it’s soldiers.

In a Sentence: ”My buddy Bert did some low-down dirty Lyring and got me out of that public urination beat, good thing, too, I got priors.”

And you know that it’s legit bat talk, because he’s under oath.  Real blue ribbon hog, he’s got there.  I bet he’s friends with it.

Director Kyle Newacheck beta-tests Blake’s underwater helmet during the writing of “To Kill a Chupacabraj”. 

… featuring THE BLACK KEYS!

Dan and Patrick were gracious enough to give us their hit “Gold On the Ceiling”, off their hit album EL CAMINO, for the Adam, Blake, and Ders’ courtroom victory celebration.  

Buy it, if you haven’t already, HERE.

This marks the second song by The Black Keys to be featured on Workaholics; the band’s “Lonely Boy” was previously featured in “Man Up”.

The Workaholics Mix Tape— your source for the mix of media that we call music, every Wednesday right here on the Workaholics Tumblr.