Honey, thank you for a wonderful Half Christmas dinner. Now let’s take this upstairs and light the tree, if you know what I mean. And I think you do, because you’re nodding.
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I want to thank everyone for coming together to celebrate Half Christmas together. And what great fortune, that it falls on a Sunday where I didn’t have to work. What? Are you… it’s… aw man. I had a conference call today! I’m gonna lose my job! Damn you Half Christmas! Damn you to HELL!!!!
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To all our friends; most of our family; to the Viacom corporation and it’s subsidiaries for operating a promotional event that proves the synergistic legs of the machine can create something wistfully wonderful no matter what the motivation, and also, Rocko, ‘cause he brought a tub full of forties and I know I’m thirsty!
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