Who feels like going on a road trip?
I sat in the ‘Vo once. It smelled like the fried dough booth at an Aerosmith concert.
At the end of last week’s Workaholics, the sneak-preview for this week’s “Real Time” started with a proverbial bang— Adam screaming about a BOMB ON A BUS!!!
Then came the news that this week’s episode was called “Real Time” because it takes place IN real time; once the opening credits end, it’s on— you can set your watch by it. Or your smart phone you use as a watch.
This news raises a series of questions, such as—
- Why are Adam, Blake, and Ders in such a hurry? The runs? Do they have the runs?
- Why are they even on a bus? Is our beloved ‘Vo unable to s’go? Or is the ‘Vo in danger?
- Where are they going? Or… what are they running away from? Remember the trailer for Dreamcatcher? Homeland-Dude nailed that line.
- What cast member from the similarly-themed “bus/bomb” situation SPEED appears IN THIS EPISODE? (HINT: Keanu did not return calls, nor were calls made)
- My head is spinning from all this intrigue— When can I see this new episode?
That one’s easy- find out the answers to these questions and more in the Workaholics premiere of ”Real Time”, at 10:30/9:30 CT only on Comedy Central.
Bel Biv The Vo, or your Vo… whatever your car is, just throw your keys at someone and run into the nearest cable-equipt building because—
THE NEW WORKAHOLICS STARTS NOW!!!
ON COMEDY CENTRAL!!!
IF CARS COULD WATCH TV THEY’D WATCH THIS!!!
MY FRIEND’S CAR TALKED TO ME AFTER I DRANK A BUNCH OF EVERCLEAR AND IT SAID WORKAHOLICS WAS #1 ON IT’S WATCH LIST!!!
The Lord’s Force. Comedy Central. Now. (except on the West Coast)
Other manly things that were, or were considered to be, written on the ‘VO for the guys’ MAN TRIP:
- Tim Allen
- Guns N Ammo N Roses
- Leslie Mann
- Real Men Hunt
- Rihanna 3:16
- A Few Good Men
- RIP Macho Man
- Men’s Health
- NORTH
If MAN UP in any way inspires you to go hunting on a Man Trip of your own, please, be safe, be sober, and just don’t be an idiot in general.
