mauriciof7 asked:

haven't seen Alice sense like the 2nd episode!! what up wit dat?

Well something’s up with your count, since Alice was in the 5th episode, "Webcam Girl".  

But who knows where you started; what if I told you she was back tonight?  What if I told you about a boss who had needs?

What if I told you, 30 for 30, “Alice and Title IX”, premiered next month on one of the ESPN’s?

Then I’d be lying.  But I’m not lying about tonight.  Alice be BACK~!

IT’S HAPPY HOUR!
Head to your local watering hole and order a couple cold ones; let the weekend take your shirt off and see what you’re working with.  You did 20 pushups today, I bet you got that vein in your shoulder popping and they’re gonna be all a bouts it.
Now, if your town has an ACTUAL watering hole?  I’m talking about a bar.  
OK, so you’re there, you got a refreshy bev, and now you’re not sure what to say to that hot number making eyes at you across the way?  Tell ‘em you watch WORKAHOLICS.  Thank us later.
(…and if that line works, let us know ASAP so we can try it)

IT’S HAPPY HOUR!

Head to your local watering hole and order a couple cold ones; let the weekend take your shirt off and see what you’re working with.  You did 20 pushups today, I bet you got that vein in your shoulder popping and they’re gonna be all a bouts it.

Now, if your town has an ACTUAL watering hole?  I’m talking about a bar.  

OK, so you’re there, you got a refreshy bev, and now you’re not sure what to say to that hot number making eyes at you across the way?  Tell ‘em you watch WORKAHOLICS.  Thank us later.

(…and if that line works, let us know ASAP so we can try it)

The Workaholics Tumblr wishes congrats to Ronda Rousey for her victory over Liz Carmouche in last night’s first-ever women’s fight in the UFC.
Talk about Real Chixxx.  Those are Real-Ass Chixxx.  Forget being nervous to talk to them, I’d be nervous to not talk to them enough.  
See Adam, Blake and Ders continue their quest to impress in an all-new Workaholics, this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

The Workaholics Tumblr wishes congrats to Ronda Rousey for her victory over Liz Carmouche in last night’s first-ever women’s fight in the UFC.

Talk about Real Chixxx.  Those are Real-Ass Chixxx.  Forget being nervous to talk to them, I’d be nervous to not talk to them enough.  

See Adam, Blake and Ders continue their quest to impress in an all-new Workaholics, this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Poor KevinJamesFan6.  Just trying to get his DL wank on and comment on #HereComesTheBoom DVD extras.  And you people told him to suck it.  I hope you’re happy.

#GetWeird tonight on the Twitter Machine with the cast and crew of #Workaholics.  They’ll be all sorts of #Lording in the social media atmosphere…

The Lords—

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May the fan misquotes and exclamation points add to your viewing experience.

#Workaholics: ”High Art”, 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.