Where are the boys going to work next season?!?!
Oh right, they quit in a fictional story set in an alternate future. Probably won’t hold up. Probably.
Catch MORE Workaholics in Season 4, coming in… THE FUTURE!
RUN!
RUN LIKE YOU’RE ON PCP AND HAVE ZOMBIE METH HEADS CHASING YOU!
RUN… TO THE NEAREST TV, BECAUSE THE SEASON FINALE OF WORKAHOLICS STARTS RIGHT NOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL!
Leave the children and pets, there’s no time!
Phew. Almost missed it.
Tonight, we get a glimpse into how far Blake’s brain can stretch it’s mind legs. A glimpse… into THE FUTURE.
Whether it’s over or under, you’ll have a reaction to be sure; and there’s only one place you can get interactive Workaholics content while you watch the episode LIVE— our pimp hand presenting Zeebox. Your in-episode source for all things Workaholics, as you may have read here once or twice.
Watch “The Future is Gnar” with Zeebox (HERE) and see for yourself whether the experience is over/underwhelming, with the Season Finale of Workaholics tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Twitter and it’s users are like two dudes being fooled into an alleged threesome; it’s only fun if everyone’s involved. Otherwise it’s going to #GetWeird, and not in the fun way where you’re all chanting it and drinking 40’s and being on #Workaholics.
So as you head into “The Future is Gnar” tonight, go in honest. Tweet what you mean, and mean what you tweet. Otherwise you’re just tongue lashing nipple rings and clogging feeds.
Follow Mail Order Comedy and #TheFUTUREisGNAR:
- Blake - @UncleBlazer Adam - @ADAMDEVINE
- Ders - @DERS808 Kyle - @KyleNewacheck
Cast and Crew of @WorkaholicsCC tweet their thoughts on their costumes, make up, and skin tight outfits (oooohhh):
- Jillian - @Jilliandeltoro Maribeth - @maribethmonroe
- Erik - @erikgriffin Bill - @BillStevenson37
- Workaholics Showrunner - Kevin Etten - @kce00
Tonight is the future. And “The Future is Gnar” on Workaholics at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Untoasted bagels are just weirdly shaped bread. Go try eating one, you’ll hate yourself.
See Alice abuse her power even more in “The Future is Gnar”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Come on and get excited, it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!
Act like you’ve been here before, though. If you seem to eager you’re gonna come off desperate, and you want to just come correct.
Wordplay. Wednesday. Workaholics. Tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Rejected Channel 9 News Headlines for the “alleged” Samurai Attack:
- Nerd Trims Herd
- Local Losers Disappointed, Again
- New Proof Drugs Bad
- Swords: Worse than Guns?
- Trouble in Middle East Plaza
- Chaos Reigns; None Safe
- Violence in Media?
- Video Game BS Wastes Local Resources
Gotta admit, Samurai Attack does grab the eyes.
Get ready for the Season Finale of Workaholics to grab YOUR eyes Wednesday night at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
For those of you who thought Montez was overreacting, you must have never had Noah’s Salmon cream cheese. It’s the best.
You should watch these highlights from last night’s Workaholics. They’re just like gifs, only longer and with sound.
Hey! The guy didn’t ask for “just like gifs”, he asked for GIFS!
