Ice.
We all want it. We all need it. We all didn’t know there was a shirt that we could wear to declare our feelings about it.
Until now. Witness, the Ice T.
Get your hands on the shirt that makes it all possible HERE.
BUY MORE BETTER. YOU’LL DRESS SHIRTS.
See, excess works for everything. Not necessarily the worst advice, right?
Get the shirt HERE. Then preach every time you wear it.
No heads? No problems.
You could say it’s not like Adam, Blake, and Ders are using the brains in the tip-top of their noggin’ to make good decisions. You could say that. People would look at you oddly, and they’d be right to since you sound like a maniac, but you could say that absolutely.
Buy the new Workaholics SHIRT at the Comedy Central Shop and fill out your closet with an award-robe of winning tunics.
Super Blunt Sunday is officially TWO WEEKS AWAY.
Gear up while there’s still time.
Get the shirt HERE. Get anything else you may need on your own damn time, we can’t say how, where, or even what for legal reasons. Or reasons of taste, either one.
The Comedy Central Shop just flipped the sign over telling all fashion hunters that it’s BEAR SEASON.
Wanna rock that bear coat? Need to rock that bear coat? DEMAND to rock that bear coat?
Then get your OFFICIAL Workaholics Bear Coat right HERE!
Cool Shirt, Also Story, Brajette
I wore a Workaholics shirt today, waiting for someone to say they like the show or something, and just when it seemed like that wasn’t going to happen a guy was like “hey nice shirt, it’s tight butthole.”
Made my whole day, lol.
Was the dude commenting on the shirt, or the show? We need to know. Market research.
“Where can I get that bear coat?” is a question that’s come up more times than Waymond’s not spoken. The answer I wanted to give most is “check Marc Summers’ house”, but for liability reasons I’ve kept that kind of quiet.
Well I no longer have to worry about sending crazies into the estate of Mr. Summers. The coolest costume closet addition you’ll make this year can now be yours, because just in time for you to blow that Christmas money from Grandma, Fab.com is offering YOUR VERY OWN, OFFICIAL, BEAR COAT.
You can buy it HERE.
Where you wear it after that? Is up to you. But we’ll recommend not doing so in a dense forrest area during hunting season. ’Cause dis coat looks dat real. It’s straight grizzly.
And now… so are you.
You wanna show people how you take everything from your coffee to various literal items to the figurative bank?
Then take yourself to the COMEDY CENTRAL SHOP and get this very shirt. Various levels of sleaziness will follow*.
*Amount of sleaziness will vary.
How’s your holiday shopping going?
That’s cool. Want it to go better?
Then head HERE and get yourselves or someone you love/have been sleeping on the couch of a Workaholics T-shirt… and get a FREE Tight Butthole foam hand.
Fur Sure? Free tight butthole foam hand.
Poundtown? Free tight butthole foam hand.
Free Karl? Free tight butthole foam hand.
You get it. NOW GO GET IT.
