No heads?  No problems.
You could say it’s not like Adam, Blake, and Ders are using the brains in the tip-top of their noggin’ to make good decisions.  You could say that.  People would look at you oddly, and they’d be right to since you sound like a maniac, but you could say that absolutely.
Buy the new Workaholics SHIRT at the Comedy Central Shop and fill out your closet with an award-robe of winning tunics.

No heads?  No problems.

You could say it’s not like Adam, Blake, and Ders are using the brains in the tip-top of their noggin’ to make good decisions.  You could say that.  People would look at you oddly, and they’d be right to since you sound like a maniac, but you could say that absolutely.

Buy the new Workaholics SHIRT at the Comedy Central Shop and fill out your closet with an award-robe of winning tunics.

hellodavia

Cool Shirt, Also Story, Brajette

hellodavia:

I wore a Workaholics shirt today, waiting for someone to say they like the show or something, and just when it seemed like that wasn’t going to happen a guy was like “hey nice shirt, it’s tight butthole.”

Made my whole day, lol.

This shirt?  

Was the dude commenting on the shirt, or the show?  We need to know.  Market research.

"Where can I get that bear coat?” is a question that’s come up more times than Waymond’s not spoken.  The answer I wanted to give most is “check Marc Summers’ house”, but for liability reasons I’ve kept that kind of quiet.
Well I no longer have to worry about sending crazies into the estate of Mr. Summers. The coolest costume closet addition you’ll make this year can now be yours, because just in time for you to blow that Christmas money from Grandma, Fab.com is offering YOUR VERY OWN, OFFICIAL, BEAR COAT.
You can buy it HERE.
Where you wear it after that?  Is up to you.  But we’ll recommend not doing so in a dense forrest area during hunting season.  ’Cause dis coat looks dat real.  It’s straight grizzly.  
And now… so are you.

"Where can I get that bear coat?” is a question that’s come up more times than Waymond’s not spoken.  The answer I wanted to give most is “check Marc Summers’ house”, but for liability reasons I’ve kept that kind of quiet.

Well I no longer have to worry about sending crazies into the estate of Mr. Summers. The coolest costume closet addition you’ll make this year can now be yours, because just in time for you to blow that Christmas money from Grandma, Fab.com is offering YOUR VERY OWN, OFFICIAL, BEAR COAT.

You can buy it HERE.

Where you wear it after that?  Is up to you.  But we’ll recommend not doing so in a dense forrest area during hunting season.  ’Cause dis coat looks dat real.  It’s straight grizzly.  

And now… so are you.

How’s your holiday shopping going?
That’s cool.  Want it to go better?
Then head HERE and get yourselves or someone you love/have been sleeping on the couch of a Workaholics T-shirt… and get a FREE Tight Butthole foam hand.  
Fur Sure?  Free tight butthole foam hand.
Poundtown?  Free tight butthole foam hand.
Free Karl?  Free tight butthole foam hand.
You get it.  NOW GO GET IT.

How’s your holiday shopping going?

That’s cool.  Want it to go better?

Then head HERE and get yourselves or someone you love/have been sleeping on the couch of a Workaholics T-shirt… and get a FREE Tight Butthole foam hand.  

Fur Sure?  Free tight butthole foam hand.

Poundtown?  Free tight butthole foam hand.

Free Karl?  Free tight butthole foam hand.

You get it.  NOW GO GET IT.