OH HELL YEAH DITCH! IT’S WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!
Here’s to finding your ditch weed out there, somewhere. It could take any form; for some it’s a fresh cup of coffee. For some it’s “In Line”, the all-new Workaholics tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
For some, it’s actually ditch weed.
Wake up! It’s Workaholics Wednesday!
While Workaholics does not advocate drug use (ha), you’ve got a few hours before your brain landing strip gets a 747 of Workaholics touching down on the thought tarmac. So do what it takes to keep ya head up in the mind airport, and barring any last minute flight delays, we’ll hit baggage claim tonight. Together.
Take off with an all-new Workaholics and get “Hungry Like the Wolf Dog”, tonight at 10/9 CT on Comedy Central.
You should feel smarter: it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!
You’re only hours away from an all new Workaholics. Just a few ball busting hours of work. Just a bunch of soul crushing, fish hooking, emotionally unsatisfying ticks of the clock and you’ll get your Workaholics on like a gold-plated-toilet boss.
Or maybe you don’t have to work today. Or you don’t have a job at all. Isss cooooo.
Survive to watch “The Worst Generation”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
It’s Workaholics Wednesday!
Fire off the arm cannons and let the lightning loose, today is your day! Hopefully you’re not in prison or juvy today, that’d be a bummer if we said it was your day and then you had to deal with all that red tape.
If you are free, paint the town, guys. It could be worse. You could be one of those people who IS locked up. Right?
“High Art” paints your canvas, Workaholics fans, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Hope you’re having a H-U-G-E Workaholics Wednesday!
No matter what your dick size, even if ya got a corn dog on there, today is definitely going to #GetWeird.
Strap into an all-new Workaholics with “Webcam Girl”, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
It’s Workaholics Wednesday!
If all you wanted this Workaholics Wednesday was to #GetWeird with a new episode of Workaholics? Then it’s your lucky day; there absolutely IS a new Workaholics tonight! It’s on TV and everything!
You didn’t even have to ask Santa or accept a Triple Dog Dare; but someone like Tez here, might get their eye shot out.
‘Cause tonight, Workaholics tells a High School Story in “Fourth and Inches” at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Holy shib, it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!!!
You don’t have to wear a crimson mask of terror like Adam so you’re mentally prepared to #GetWeird with an all new episode tonight.
You just have to be near a TV. You can stand further away if you have a remote with good batteries.
“Alice Quits” tonight on an all new Workaholics, at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
In tonight’s all-new Workaholics, office renovations lead to a bevy of buried treasure becoming available in the TelAmeriCorp basement.
In the basement booty, something is found that is not supposed to be there. Something strange. Something different.
Something that bears a resemblance to Robert Englund. And that is scary.
“A TelAmerican Horror Story”. Tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Happy WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!
Last week, “Booger Nights” saw the triumphant, hard-coming return of B-Rad.
Who from TelAmeriCorp’s past could return tonight?
Watch “A TelAmerican Horror Story” tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central to find out… if you dare.
Are you that person who likes scary movies? Doesn’t jump, scream out, or use a flashlight walking down long hallways?
That’s great. You must be very brave and things are easy for you in life. Your lack of fear is what many say catapults you past the terror-stricken masses.
But lemme ask ya this— do ya get creeped out?
Does the thought of a spider laying it’s eggs in your mouth while you’re sleeping slap at your mind like a hack defender in a schoolyard basketball game? When the doctor takes a blood sample, does the image of the needle getting cranked in the opposite direction send a cold chill down your brave spine? Have you ever encountered a stone-faced, little bit too tall to be friendly clown?
These things… while not necessarily scary… sure creep me the hell out. You could say they’re Creepy as Fug. And while tomorrow night’s Workaholics, “A TelAmerican Horror Story”, may be scary to some, it’s events will be creepy to all. Happy viewing:-)
Ready to scream? Find out tomorrow night at 10/9 CT for an all new Workaholics, only on Comedy Central.