OH HELL YEAH DITCH!  IT’S WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!
Here’s to finding your ditch weed out there, somewhere.  It could take any form; for some it’s a fresh cup of coffee.  For some it’s "In Line", the all-new Workaholics tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.  
For some, it’s actually ditch weed.
Happy searching.

OH HELL YEAH DITCH!  IT’S WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!

Here’s to finding your ditch weed out there, somewhere.  It could take any form; for some it’s a fresh cup of coffee.  For some it’s "In Line", the all-new Workaholics tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.  

For some, it’s actually ditch weed.

Happy searching.

Wake up!  It’s Workaholics Wednesday!
While Workaholics does not advocate drug use (ha), you’ve got a few hours before your brain landing strip gets a 747 of Workaholics touching down on the thought tarmac.  So do what it takes to keep ya head up in the mind airport, and barring any last minute flight delays, we’ll hit baggage claim tonight.  Together.
Take off with an all-new Workaholics and get “Hungry Like the Wolf Dog”, tonight at 10/9 CT on Comedy Central.

Wake up!  It’s Workaholics Wednesday!

While Workaholics does not advocate drug use (ha), you’ve got a few hours before your brain landing strip gets a 747 of Workaholics touching down on the thought tarmac.  So do what it takes to keep ya head up in the mind airport, and barring any last minute flight delays, we’ll hit baggage claim tonight.  Together.

Take off with an all-new Workaholics and get “Hungry Like the Wolf Dog”, tonight at 10/9 CT on Comedy Central.

You should feel smarter: it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!
You’re only hours away from an all new Workaholics.  Just a few ball busting hours of work.  Just a bunch of soul crushing, fish hooking, emotionally unsatisfying ticks of the clock and you’ll get your Workaholics on like a gold-plated-toilet boss.  
Or maybe you don’t have to work today.  Or you don’t have a job at all.  Isss cooooo.
Survive to watch "The Worst Generation", tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

You should feel smarter: it’s WORKAHOLICS WEDNESDAY!

You’re only hours away from an all new Workaholics.  Just a few ball busting hours of work.  Just a bunch of soul crushing, fish hooking, emotionally unsatisfying ticks of the clock and you’ll get your Workaholics on like a gold-plated-toilet boss.  

Or maybe you don’t have to work today.  Or you don’t have a job at all.  Isss cooooo.

Survive to watch "The Worst Generation", tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

PEEWWWWW PEWWWWW!!!
It’s Workaholics Wednesday!
Fire off the arm cannons and let the lightning loose, today is your day!  Hopefully you’re not in prison or juvy today, that’d be a bummer if we said it was your day and then you had to deal with all that red tape.  
If you are free, paint the town, guys.  It could be worse. You could be one of those people who IS locked up.  Right?
"High Art" paints your canvas, Workaholics fans, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

PEEWWWWW PEWWWWW!!!

It’s Workaholics Wednesday!

Fire off the arm cannons and let the lightning loose, today is your day!  Hopefully you’re not in prison or juvy today, that’d be a bummer if we said it was your day and then you had to deal with all that red tape.  

If you are free, paint the town, guys.  It could be worse. You could be one of those people who IS locked up.  Right?

"High Art" paints your canvas, Workaholics fans, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.