"Alright baby we’re taking it to ‘em now!  Work the leg, baby!  Work the leg!  Might as well quit Bulldog, you ain’t got no chance!"

Karl’s version of Jimmy Hart’s First Family would probably look something like this—
King Kong Dersy
Adam “The Snake Roberts” DeMamp
"Hot Stuff" Uncle Blazer
Sewer Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
"The Red Dynamo" That Lesbian Who Knocked out Ders
They’re coming to terrorize YOUR home town!  Especially if your home town is Memphis.  Lot of dirty wrestling trash in Memphis.

"Alright baby we’re taking it to ‘em now!  Work the leg, baby!  Work the leg!  Might as well quit Bulldog, you ain’t got no chance!"

Karl’s version of Jimmy Hart’s First Family would probably look something like this—

  • King Kong Dersy
  • Adam “The Snake Roberts” DeMamp
  • "Hot Stuff" Uncle Blazer
  • Sewer Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
  • "The Red Dynamo" That Lesbian Who Knocked out Ders

They’re coming to terrorize YOUR home town!  Especially if your home town is Memphis.  Lot of dirty wrestling trash in Memphis.