Look for EXCLUSIVE #workaholics messages all day during the #halfxmas marathon on #ComedyCentral! (Taken with Instagram)
The Comedy Central Half Christmas Marathon:
—starts NOW with National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
The marathon culminates with the episode of Workaholics that started this whole Half Christmas deal, “The Strike”, at 9PM EST/8 CT.
For the full Half Christmas Marathon schedule, visit the Comedy Central schedule page by clicking HERE.
“Twas the Night Before Half Christmas- A Visit from St. Hevacheck”
A dramatic reading of a dramatic event; events may have happened or may be part of an elaborate fever dream.
Special thanks to Evan Ahlgren and Trevor Gant.
In this Half Christmas (#HalfXmas) Stocking Stuffer clip, the guys review their Half Christmas Wish Lists.
Now, you’re getting older, and I want you to hear this from me, not some jerk bully at school. Have a seat.
Half-Santa Claus… isn’t real. It’s just something real Santa Claus and I came up with to keep the magic of Half Christmas alive. You loved it when you were young, getting your Half Christmas Wish List all ready for Half-Santa Claus… but Santa and I would read the list, pretend to “mail it” (why did you think the envelopes were so light?), and then get the stuff ourselves. That coffee mug Half-Santa Claus got you last year? That was me. That room full of lavishly wrapped gifts and food two years ago? That was real Santa. Not Half-Santa.
You’re handling this well. I’m proud of you. Now let’s drink some keg nog.
Do the Jewish people get to celebrate half hanukkah or are they out of luck?
Half Christmas is a non-denominational holiday— meant for all the world to celebrate.
We tried making a half-dreidel, but it just kept falling over. So we just sing half the song instead.
