Heyyyyyyy…
It’s Premiere Week.  Workaholics Premiere Week.  
Like all the other premiere weeks, but with three dudes.
Three dudes that are into you.  If you’re into them.  Ladies.  
See you Wednesday night for some steamy Booger Nights.  10/9 CT, at our place.  Comedy Central is our place in this instance.  The network on TV, not the office HQ or anything. 
Growl.  Sexy face.  Candle lighting.  PREMIERE.

Heyyyyyyy…

It’s Premiere Week.  Workaholics Premiere Week.  

Like all the other premiere weeks, but with three dudes.

Three dudes that are into you.  If you’re into them.  Ladies.  

See you Wednesday night for some steamy Booger Nights.  10/9 CT, at our place.  Comedy Central is our place in this instance.  The network on TV, not the office HQ or anything. 

Growl.  Sexy face.  Candle lighting.  PREMIERE.

The Workaholics Reddit AMA - TODAY!

Looking to ask Adam, Blake and Ders questions about the premiere episode of Workaholics this Wednesday night, the upcoming season, or who has the best hair?  Well, maybe not the best hair question.  If you’re here, you already know the probable answer to that one.

Then head over to REDDIT today at 6 PM Eastern (5 CT, 3 PST) and ask away!  

The guys will be doing a Reddit AMA and are ready for anything.  Even the hair thing.

Our Next Episode…

…has already been announced as the sexily-gross titled "Booger Nights".  We can also tell you that “Mr. Magazines”, Bill, plays a key role in the proceedings.

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We can also now bring to the world the official episode log line for your eye mouths—

Booger Nights: The guys are determined to be the funniest ones at an office roast.

Unofficial Log Line: Remember Bill? TAC sure does. He’s been at the company a long time, and to celebrate, the TelAmericans are throwing him a Roast. Heat the coals, ‘cause it’s gonna get hot.

Wednesday, January 16th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.  It’s “Booger Nights”.

Ready for the first footage of the new season of Workaholics?

No???

Oh.  Shoot.  Was not prepped for this situation.

Well we’re posting it anyway.  It’s from Booger Nights.  Premiering on Wednesday, January 16th at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

The first person you see in this clip?  Gonna make you wish you had said you were ready for the clip.  Trust me.

Huh.  Looks like things are at a pretty #GetWeird place already for Blake and Ders.
What do you think Blake’s saying to Ders’ matchstick man?
Some possibilities:
"I bet you call your boys little swimmers and you think you’re just SO clever!"
"How do you maintain such a neat tuck?  That’s textbook, braj!"
"I bet you’d reach my hand if you took it out, I’m showing you that respect."
"No one loves you!"
"It’s not like his and Ders down here are lighting the town up with their sex fire!”
Send in your captions and we’ll post some of the best, or at least the most flattering.
Find out for sure what was said and why when Workaholics Season 3B premiers on Wednesday, January 16th, at 10/9 CT only on Comedy Central.

Huh.  Looks like things are at a pretty #GetWeird place already for Blake and Ders.

What do you think Blake’s saying to Ders’ matchstick man?

Some possibilities:

  • "I bet you call your boys little swimmers and you think you’re just SO clever!"
  • "How do you maintain such a neat tuck?  That’s textbook, braj!"
  • "I bet you’d reach my hand if you took it out, I’m showing you that respect."
  • "No one loves you!"
  • "It’s not like his and Ders down here are lighting the town up with their sex fire!”

Send in your captions and we’ll post some of the best, or at least the most flattering.

Find out for sure what was said and why when Workaholics Season 3B premiers on Wednesday, January 16th, at 10/9 CT only on Comedy Central.