Not posting this because it’s what it feels like when you get hit with that first batch of work e-mails on a Monday.
It’s a reminder of what’s waiting for you if you don’t get that work done. Dog attacks. The scourge of the unemployed.
Watch Workaholics and learn life lessons. Like how to avoid dog attacks. Just a small part of what watching every Wednesday at 10/9 CT, on Comedy Central, can do for you.
Workaholics: You’re not Dead Yet
The GIF is like a metaphor for how you feel this dank Monday morning.
Unless you’re a “morning person”. In which case, I’m the Gramps in this sce-gnar-io.
Get punched in the face with an all-new Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Karl’s Killer Advice for a Kool Kleansing Monday.
Start your week off right.
At least don’t remember you’re a failure until after lunch today.
Hey, it’s the dreaded Monday morning after Super Blunt Sunday. We’re all tired.
Feel free to give less of a shit. At least until your 2nd cup of coffee.
Workaholics; inspiring American office workers to give less of a shit since 2011.
Hair of the Doug. The Doug that hit me.
Take every Monday morning on repeat until your go-juice intake is regulated.
Doug the Drifter (played with frightening intensity by the great Jeff Fahey) is wishing you a “Whoa-whoa-wonderful” Monday!
Many thanks to Jerry Jaeger for the photo.