Happy Birthday, America.  
Montez’s Spirit of Liberty is pretty American.  But how American are you?  
Me—-?
I’m as American as Hulk Hogan beating up Russians.
I’m as American as fireworks accidents.
I’m as American as a baseball player eating a piece of apple pie in a diner.
I’m as American as drinking a bourbon, a shot, and a beer, then writing a song about it.
I’m as American as Kurt Russell changing his own motor oil.
#HowUSAareYOU?

Happy Birthday, America.  

Montez’s Spirit of Liberty is pretty American.  But how American are you?  

Me—-?

  • I’m as American as Hulk Hogan beating up Russians.
  • I’m as American as fireworks accidents.
  • I’m as American as a baseball player eating a piece of apple pie in a diner.
  • I’m as American as drinking a bourbon, a shot, and a beer, then writing a song about it.
  • I’m as American as Kurt Russell changing his own motor oil.

#HowUSAareYOU?

Tonight on Workaholics…

TONIGHT, just ONE WEEK from the Season 3 premiere, catch four of your favorite Workaholics episodes!  

8:27/7:27 CT - OLD MAN DERS; All aboard to downtown POUND TOWN!

9:28/8:28 CT - CHECKPOINT GNARLY; B-RAD is RAD, and also, ON TV.

10:29/9:29 CTDRY GUYS; Cool Eric doesn’t care if you watch, he just wants you to use the puppets and not come to work smelling like a bar mat.  

11:31/10:31 CT - KARL’S WEDDING; Featuring Adam’s show stopping performance of "I Don’t Care".  

Then join us for ALL NEW Season 3 episodes starting NEXT Tuesday, May 29th, at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.

INTRODUCING…

Montez’s All American Ride.  He won it at the mall by guessing it’s weight.

A car this powerful can’t get speeding tickets; diplomatic immunity.  It parks wherever it wants, regardless of street cleaning.  You want a ride?  Better say the pledge of allegiance.  Twice.  Don’t even make us tell you to wipe your feet.

Hopefully Montez’s queen, Colleen, lets him keep it as his work car; hate to see a power ride like this be shunted to the garage as a “special events vehicle.”