Or…you could take a break and watch full episodes of Workaholics. You can now watch the entire episodes of “Temp-Tress,” “Model Kombat” and “Old Man Ders” until three different episodes go up tomorrow.
Happy Birthday, America.
Montez’s Spirit of Liberty is pretty American. But how American are you?
Me—-?
- I’m as American as Hulk Hogan beating up Russians.
- I’m as American as fireworks accidents.
- I’m as American as a baseball player eating a piece of apple pie in a diner.
- I’m as American as drinking a bourbon, a shot, and a beer, then writing a song about it.
- I’m as American as Kurt Russell changing his own motor oil.
#HowUSAareYOU?
Tonight on Workaholics…
TONIGHT, just ONE WEEK from the Season 3 premiere, catch four of your favorite Workaholics episodes!
8:27/7:27 CT - OLD MAN DERS; All aboard to downtown POUND TOWN!
9:28/8:28 CT - CHECKPOINT GNARLY; B-RAD is RAD, and also, ON TV.
10:29/9:29 CT- DRY GUYS; Cool Eric doesn’t care if you watch, he just wants you to use the puppets and not come to work smelling like a bar mat.
11:31/10:31 CT - KARL’S WEDDING; Featuring Adam’s show stopping performance of “I Don’t Care”.
Then join us for ALL NEW Season 3 episodes starting NEXT Tuesday, May 29th, at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.
Happy Monday
Celebrate the beginning of a new work week by funneling some whiskey (watered down with beer, of course).
INTRODUCING…
Montez’s All American Ride. He won it at the mall by guessing it’s weight.
A car this powerful can’t get speeding tickets; diplomatic immunity. It parks wherever it wants, regardless of street cleaning. You want a ride? Better say the pledge of allegiance. Twice. Don’t even make us tell you to wipe your feet.
Hopefully Montez’s queen, Colleen, lets him keep it as his work car; hate to see a power ride like this be shunted to the garage as a “special events vehicle.”
Shark Blimp
The shark blimp taking a practice fly around City Hall.
If you want to pick one up, they are for sale here. (They are really fucking cool)
