Happy Tight Butthole Tuesday! (#TightButtholeTuesday)
I hope it finds you as relaxed as Scumbag Mike post, pre, and mid pre-ing Bum Rub.  
Karl’s got those magic hands; we should all be so lucky to stumble upon the Rap Mussage Van when our shoulders are at their most tense.  And mine are most tense on a Tuesday.
For those of you who can’t get rubbed down by a wonky-eyed drug dealer, relax tonight with the Season 3A finale of WORKAHOLICS: "Flashback in the Day", airing at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Happy Tight Butthole Tuesday! (#TightButtholeTuesday)

I hope it finds you as relaxed as Scumbag Mike post, pre, and mid pre-ing Bum Rub.  

Karl’s got those magic hands; we should all be so lucky to stumble upon the Rap Mussage Van when our shoulders are at their most tense.  And mine are most tense on a Tuesday.

For those of you who can’t get rubbed down by a wonky-eyed drug dealer, relax tonight with the Season 3A finale of WORKAHOLICS: "Flashback in the Day", airing at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Hey, does that van look kind of rape-y to you?  Could it mean “The Human Genius” is in tonight’s all-new Workaholics… wait, more importantly, if a new Workaholics is on tonight, that means it’s Tuesday.  And if it’s Tuesday, this must be Belgium… excuse me, it must be TIGHT BUTTHOLE TUESDAY!!!

Happy #TIGHTBUTTHOLETUESDAY!!!

Celebrate officially at 10:30/9:30 CT, only on Comedy Central…

Whether you have a local cable provider OR Direct TV.  That’s right.  Direct TV subscribers, you get #Workaholics back; and #Workaholics missed you.  Tonight, we’re ready to show you how much.