Learn something. Watch an all-new episode of Workaholics tonight. “Brociopath” premieres at 10/9c.
Learn something. “High Art” full episode is online now.
Bro-choice: The belief that one has the right, at any point, to sever oneself from one’s penis/shlong/lap hog/boy muscle for whatever reason, regardless of circumstance or outside opinion. Some of such reasons may include (but are not limited to):
- Someone offering $100 for it
- Fatigue from being inconvenienced by the maintenance and care implicit in the possession of a penis
- The result of losing or winning a bet
- Proof of one’s impulsivity and/or spontaneity to a skeptical friend or romantic partner
- Extreme hunger
- Performance art
Similarly, members of the bro-choice movement have made a point of expressing their support for those who want to alter their bodies in a way that would allow them admittance to New Dick City (aka The Bone Zone). In a nutshell, the movement has established itself on the platform that dicks are a choice, so nobody should be a dick about having or not having one.
The bro-choice position has historically faced opposition from the bro-life movement, which posits that someone born with a bro-hose is obligated to walk around with it between their legs for life — regardless of the implications for one’s identity, comfort, or general feelings about boners.
In a Sentence: “Eduardo was unsure of where he stood on the whole ‘bro-choice/bro-life’ debate until he realized that both he and his pants would be much more comfortable if he removed the peen from the equation.”
It’s Friday. Who’s gettin’ weird this weekend?
Have you ever had to stop your braj from chopping off his man muscle but just didn’t have the right music? Problem solved. Download the “I’m Cutting My Dick Off” from last night’s episode.
Did you miss last night’s new episode? Don’t hate yourself. Watch the highlights from “Three and a Half Men.”